Law school in a nutshell?

How about lawschool in a blender! This recipe applies pretty well to all lawschools, but is formulated especially for Ole Miss. Thanks to Will Simpson for the recipe.

Season to taste.

1 part letter of recommendation from daddy's rich
drinking buddy

1 part desire to drive a really bitchin' BMW

2 parts infatuation with sound of own voice

3 parts ego (this ingredient is used to mask the flavor of the of the next "secret ingredient")

1 part sneaking suspicion that everyone is smarter than you

sprinkle in longshot hope that sorority girl you have seen on the square will give you the time of day now that she knows you are "going places"

a splash of desire to actually do some good for people

Fill to top in final stage of mixing with realization that lawschool has been woefully inadequate for the purposes of ACTUAL Practice!